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Please don't talk to me

by The Danimal Crackers Trio

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Please don't talk to me You're just a computer You're not my friend You're a supermarket looter You don't really care if I have a nice day Or if I put my credit card in the correct way Please don't talk to me You're just a computer If i had my way you'd get rebooted Unexpected item in the computer system My boots smashing up all of its wisdom Please don't talk to me I'm on the computer I haven't got time I'm looking at Twitter Send me a message, that is often quicker I don't do face to face What are you, a vicar? Please don't talk to me I'm on Facebook This bloke I used to know is suddenly racist My head's all mashed right up in the circuits It's not as if the world outside is perfect Please don't talk to me I am the computer Just go do your job and reset the router All of my knowledge comes through connection If only I could remember how to get an erection Please don't talk to me Just use the touchscreen It's me inside don't you ever want to scream The world outside is tired and unclean Come inside to the everlasting love dream
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Smug dad 02:34
See you with your kid and you look so happy Even when you're changing his shitty nappy I remember when she said she was up the spout You fucking flipped out Now you're a smug dad See you in the park with your Ergo carrier It's like there's an invisible smug barrier Hard to believe my friend with all his dignity Would be losing his shit over some ugly baby Now you're free to dote but it's so unreal How you go bananas over every little squeal Doesn't he look sweet when he's riding his bike? No, that's what they all look like Now you don't come up the pub cos it messes up your scene Cos your kid's got a four-hour bedtime routine You look so cosy laying down the laws But guess what, it's not even yours Now time's past and I've knocked up my girl She's bringing our baby into this world I get this feeling when we're all together Have I mentioned it's the best thing ever? I'm a smug dad
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Into this life I find I am craven I could have been wine But instead of that I'm a raisin All of the time I find I need a haven I should have been wine But I'm a raisin In life it's best to be brazen If you can't be wine Then it's fine to be a raisin I guess in life it's best If you find your station Have you ever had key lime pie Without raisins?
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Venus 02:34
Good evening Venus It's so nice to see you once again I lost you late last night Since then I've been in a state of fright It's been a long day But now the sun has rested away And you are back here Everything will now be OK Good evening my Venus You're always the first to light the sky The others are lazy But you don't want to waste no time You light up the purple sky As men are born and meant to die You watch us from on high Fixing us with a firm eye Good evening Venus I guess you are our closest friend So peaceful Your splendour makes me stop and think again I hope that when I die They fire my body up to the sky So I can be with you My Venus for now and evermore

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Demo recorded January 2018

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released February 5, 2022

Dan Kuper – vocals and accordion
Barney Keen – guitar
Joe Buirski – double bass
Recorded & mixed by Barney

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